Something For The Weekend, Sir?
Just to make you all smile. I probably penned this after a particularly harrowing experience! Scrotelands (sung to the tune of Paul Simon's "Gracelands") Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Repeat. Lots of burgers lots of fat, Chips and KFCs' 'n that Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Body piercing, tattoos too Backwards caps 'n sniffing glue, Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Lots of F words, gobbing too, Sniffing, fartin's nuffink new Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, 15 lagers, puking up, Arsenal's gonna win the Cup, in Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Of up Asda wiff the kids, Burger King 'n get the vids, Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Watch all sorts of dodgy shows, Scatch me arse, 'n pick me nose, Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, Oh Scrotelands, Scrotelands, we're on our way to Scrotelands, © 2006 PDD (R) LTD

Nice one.